we have officially lost it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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