i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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