belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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