Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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