ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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