you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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