How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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