Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
