I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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