erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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