I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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