You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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