Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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