So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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