just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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