he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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