This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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