how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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