lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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