i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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