you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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