i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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