I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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