please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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