What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She's the barista slut.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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