So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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