He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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