I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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