the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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whiskey
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tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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