I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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