come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
bring money and cleavage
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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