1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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