And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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