think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we're making bets on your personal life
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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