Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
