yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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