if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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