somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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