debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
a search helicopter?!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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