I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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