Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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