This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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