I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Boobs speak an international language.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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