Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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