I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dignity is for republicans.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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