New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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