She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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