What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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