sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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