VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I have post one night stand depression
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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