Non-Jews are for practice
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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