And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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