Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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