I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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