when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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